Who Would Win in a Fight?

*Ben Roethlisberger vs. Glenn (Big Baby) Davis*

Big Ben                                                                           

Height: 6’5

Weight: 242                                                      

Occupation: QB Pittsburgh Steelers

Most known for: Sexually harassing females

Big Baby

Height: 6’9                                              

Weight: 289                                                                                                   

Occupation: PF Boston Celtics

Most known for: Crying on the bench                                                       

This would be a pretty good fight because football players are usually tougher than basketball players. But I think the size advantage would work in Big Baby’s favor and he would end up beating the party boy out of Big Ben.

*Lisa Raye vs. Stacey Dash*

Lisa Raye

Height: 5’6

Weight: 130                                                                                               

Occupation: Actress/Model

Most known for: Her role in the “Player’s Club”

Stacey Dash

Height: 5’5

Weight: 110                                                                                    

Occupation: Actress

Most known for: Her role on “Clueless”

They already had an alleged fight before but what if this time it was a pay-per-view event! Who wouldn’t pay to see that? It would not be close because Lisa Raye is from the hood so she probably has more experience with cat fighting.

Top 5 Dumbest Celebrities

5. Sarah Palin: The person who single handedly lost the election for John McCain. There were KKK members saying “Lets vote for the black guy” because of dumb quotes like this: "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

4. Jessica Simpson: If someone can tell me what she is good at, I would really appreciate it. Here is her most famous dumb quote: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know its tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

3. Keanu Reeves: He plays the same role in every movie, “the idiot”, because of quotes like this: “I am a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people.”

2. Paris Hilton: She is proof just being rich makes you a celebrity because she darn sure is not smart, because of comments like this: “What’s Wal-Mart, do they like make walls there?”

1. Lindsey Lohan: She has to be the dumbest celebrity! Not only did she ruin her career but she is going to jail in the process. Lindsey Lohan went from starring in “Mean Girls” to being a community service failure. But not many things that she has done top this dumb comment: "I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday anymore! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!"   

This Dude Takes Being a Dog Lover To a Disgusting New Level!

This could only happen in Memphis, TN. A man was arrested because witnesses caught him making love to a dog in his neighbor's backyard. This is the worst thing to happen to animals since the Mike Vick fiasco, taking about  abusing the phrase “man’s best friend” the animal kingdom will never look at Kimberly Lawson the same way again.

Kimberly Lawson has been charged with criminal offense against an animal.

According to a police report, people in the community called the police Saturday morning to report that a man in their neighbor's yard having sex multiple times with a German Shepherd. The owner of the dog, Eddie Morris, responded to the incident stating, "I think it's just really disgusting, and I think it's just bad. You know, my kids have to be exposed to what's happened, and I just feel violated all together."

Lawson told law enforcement that he was intoated and had been awake all night. He is in jail on $7,500 bond.

Bad Teacher and I'm not talking about Cameron Diaz!

SILVER SPRING, Md. – A disturbing trial is being held in Montgomery County, Maryland for a teacher who is accused of allegedly punching, kicking and choking the dog piss out of her first grade students. What is the world coming to you when you send your kids to school to learn and they become a punching bag for a teacher to take out her frustrations on? The accused Teachers’ neighbors say that she is going through a divorce and police are frequently at her home because of domestic disputes but that does not give her the right to take advantage of those innocent kids.

The teachers name is Susan Lee Burke and she faces two counts of second degree child abuse and 10 counts of second degree assault. She was a first grade teacher at Greencastle Elementary School in Silver Spring until her arrest.             

 Her behavior was brought to light by some concerned parents that have watched their happy child all of a sudden become miserably unhappy. One of the parents of a first grade boy in Burke’s class wondered if he was being bullied but he would respond to them saying “no” and just request that he be placed in another class. Eventually he confided in a school counselor which led to a police investigation causing 6 other students to step forward to report their abuse stories.

A Idiot from Michigan let his 9 year-Old daughter drive while he was drunk

Michigan. - A Brownstown Township father is facing felony charges after police say he had his nine-year-old daughter drive his van while he was allegedly wasted in the passenger seat.

Weimer 39, can be heard bragging that his daughter is nine-years-old and drove him to the gas station. Weimer, who is heard saying he's drunk, also tells people his daughter is his "designated driver" and "chauffeur".

A witness spotted the two leaving the gas station with the little girl getting into the driver's seat. It was a little before 3:00 a.m. on Saturday October 8.

The witness called 911 and told the dispatcher, “Just watched a van pull out of the Citgo Gas station. A seven-year-old girl is driving it and her dad is drunk and he’s in the passenger”. The dispatcher asks if the vehicle is staying on the road and the caller replies,

“She’s driving pretty good. I’m telling you, I can’t believe it”.

Officers found the girl sitting on a booster seat behind the wheel.

Weimer, who had visitation with his daughter on weekends, was arrested and that visitation is probably going to change.

Police say Weimer was confused and did not see the problem letting his nine-year-old daughter drive.

The nine year old said to officers her father had been drinking whiskey and he had to let her drive and this was not the first time she got behind the wheel.

Weimer has been charged with 2nd Degree Child Abuse (Felony), 4th Degree Child Abuse (Misdemeanor) and Habitual 4th (Felony) due to prior convictions that include Unarmed Robbery and Felon in Possession, according to police.

Weimer is free on a $25,000 personal bond and has been ordered not to have any contact with his daughter who resides with her mother.

The Five Ugliest Reality TV Stars

5. Kelly Osbourne: Kelly and the rest of her immediate family  were spotlighted on the MTV reality show The Osbournes, from 2002 to 2005. The show was about their day-to-day life, and the show became a hit for how dysfunctional the family was. Kelly, the middle child, emerged (according to Rolling Stone) as "a wickedly funny, brutally honest, pint-size, potty-mouthed spitfire. She is clearly one of the ugliest female to ever be allowed on film.

4. Bruce Jenner: Jenner starred in the E! reality series Keeping up with the Kardashian, along with wife Kris Jenner, stepdaughters Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and stepson Rob (from Kris' marriage to attorney Robert Kardashian), and daughters Kylie and Kendall. Bruce Has had more plastic surgeries than Michael Jackson, his face looks like a flesh colored scream mask.

3. Bridget Nielsen: She starred in a reality show called strange love about her strange obsession with former hype man of Public Enemy Flavor flav. Bridget is big long and ugly one of the tallest women in the world she was even mistaken as the loch ness monster.

2. Gary Busey: In 2008, he joined the second season of the reality show Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. He is clearly one of the weirdest reality stars of all-time, he looks like a horse.

1. Flavor Flav: Flavor of Love, which aired for three seasons, is a reality show where Flavor Flav looks for love. He was a part of a television phenomenon I never knew what extreme measures women would go through to gain fame women willingly slept with the burnt E.t they called flavor Flav.

The Cleveland Browns Should Consider Trading Josh Cribbs!

Let us start off with the facts and leave your emotions as a Cleveland fan out of the equation. Okay, since I now have an objective audience, Josh Cribs has scored only 2 touchdowns in the last twenty games. Now, that is combining kickoff returns, punt returns, rushing, and receiving. Cribbs’ current frustrations are laughable. Just imagine the Cleveland Browns front office frustrations. It seems like as soon as Cribbs got paid, he slacked off and is a shell of the player he was when he was making Pro-Bowls. Compare him to Devin Hester over the same time period all of 2010 and the beginning of this year Hester has 5 receiving touchdowns, 1 kick return for touchdown, and 4 punt returns for touchdowns totaling in 10 touchdowns. Cribbs should be more concerned about learning how to run routes and becoming an offensive option instead of hiding behind a special teams unit that will be fielding mostly touchbacks because of the new NFL rules. He might just be the worst receiver on the Browns finishing 6th in receptions last year and 7th in yards on a team with no clear number 1 receiver. If he approached the game with the same passion that he did years ago, the Browns would be in decent shape with him taking a leadership role and showing the young players how to be a professional. But the problem is, he is too busy blaming his lack of production on the fact that he is not on special teams as much. Why not trade him to a team and get a veteran receiver or a draft pick? He himself said that he is insignificant on offense! Let the man go and improve your team! Put some talent around your young Quarterback and see what he can do!

Is David Garrard the right fit in Oakland?

My answer is an emphatic yes! To be honest it is an upgrade. Jason Campbell never had a better than average season. He’s a stiff with no leadership qualities. Is there any wonder why no player from the Washington Redskins was upset about his departure? The only question going into a season with Jason Campbell as the quarterback of your franchise is; what will the team get out of him? And the answer has been not that much. Don’t get me wrong, David Garrard is no Tom Brady or Peyton Manning but he is an above average QB with a Pro-Bowl under his belt, 17 game-winning drives, and 10 comeback victories with a 1-1 record in the playoffs. He offers a different dynamic to the offense a QB that can beat teams with the run or the pass puts more pressure on the defense. Currently the Oakland Raiders are sitting at 4-2, which is second place in the AFC west and if they want to stay in contention they have to make a play for a quality veteran QB because everyone has read the Kyle Boiler book it never ends well and you will be looking at a top 5 pick in the draft in April. The good thing about replacing Campbell is that he is not that great, so the team is not really built around him. They are a team that runs the ball extremely well ranking 2^nd in the league with 160 yards rushing a game. Really the right situation for David Garrard if he decides to come back he could revive his career and win in the process.